The men of Real Madrid as well as we wish all our beloved readers the best of holidays. We love you all! Image Credit: RealMadrid.com.

We’re nearly there, Kickettes: are you getting any time off for the holidays?

In this season of indulgences and excess, we would never deprive you. As a result we will still be posting gossip, breaking news on exposed six packs, and a Rear End Review of footy in 2011. Admittedly, we will be functioning on a more erratic scale than usual as we have scheduled extensive drunkenness for the next fortnight, but our helper monkeys are prepped and ready to snark.

What are your plans this weekend or next, dear readers? Do you plan on indulging?